Thursday, July 2, 2009

Fantasy novels.. What a read

I'm never into serious reading. I love fiction, and of late have taken up fantasy reading too! It was after I became more than a dozen fantasy books old did I realize one very small fact. Read one Fantasy Novel, and you've read them all!

How? lets see..

1. All of them have elves, dwarves, dragons and lots and lots of magic.
2. The hero is always an underperformer who 1. doesnt know what he's supposed to do 2. Is always saved by someone with him until the last opportune moment
3. The directions to the end are given in the beginning by doers of 'good' magic, who never disclose more than is actually necessary
4. The villain is always the one who has dared to step beyond the 'normal' uses of magic
5. Magic always drains the user and tries to twist him into the valley of evil
6. The villain always has the bigger army
7. Everyone walks or rides horses (why cant cars exist in the world of fantasy, i ask you!)
8. You learn atleast a 100 new words from languages that may or may not exist by the time you finish a book. (Wonder how the writer makes all these words up!)
9. Each fight ends with our hero doubting his strengths.
10. The story line is almost always the same. Good Man vs Bad Man, Good man takes up a lesser individual, tells him half of what is required (for the sake of god knows what) and that only this individual can destroy the bad man. This lesser individual has a rag-tag group of co-adventurers out of which 80% die by the end trying to save him. They go in hunt of a magic elixir or device or truth which can destroy the bad man. They destroy the bad man. Throw in a lot of fights, blue fire, red fire, trolls, elves, dwarves, cities.. There.. You have ur fantasy story!

Hmm.. Maybe I'll write a novel soon!


Monday, June 1, 2009

thegreatrecession@india.com

It's taken the world by storm. It's pushed people out of their reverie. It's forced people to question their 'stable future'. The Great World Recession has shaken the world, and how!

Let me take a closer look at the happenings that prompted the slump of the world economies. I'm no economist, I'm no 'shrewd cunning business magnate'. All I have within me is the common man's view of what is happening around him. A penny or two of my thoughts on the great downturn.

'Man is a social animal'. These words have been drilled into us since we were two feet tall. Careful analysis proves one fact about this statement. 'Society rules'. Man grows into HIS society, his thoughts and deeds labelled using standards that are specific to his society, his surroundings. And these surroundings differ from place to place, from country to country.

Down south, from where I learnt the basics of survival in today's big bad world, a man is judged by his assets - the land he calls his own, the cars he owns, the respect he commands amongst his peers, colleagues and subordinates. This mode of judgement is slowly undergoing a radical change. We now are transitioning from this rather 'primitive' mode of judgement to judgement based on the amount of money a man spends! Based on what I've seen about the onset of the recession, it is this attitude amongst the 'post-modern' westerners that has resulted in noone around having money for anything! With people earning in the thousands, spending by the millions, shortage was bound to surface. And with more and more people joining the bandwagon, the shortage was sure to cannonball from a small fluctuation in the world markets to a major crash!

As mentioned earlier, we Indian's are in the phase of transition. Transitioning from our age old soceital influences to the western world's definition of status, of money and respect. As far as I'm concerned, we're lucky to be transitioning now. That way, we've been affected enough to tell us that our way of gauging a person was much better than gauging him by his 'expenditure'. And since it's the transition, we haven't been affected to the extent that the wild-wild-west has been.

All this has changed me. It's come at the right time, I tell myself. I know it's actually easier to spend via credit cards! It's easier to take loans and get things done. But the damage that all this causes? How far am I ready to put my finances at the mercy of a financial conglomerate which decides how much I should pay them for the money I owe them? Yes, financial organizations do prop me up when I'm in a financial mess, but if I decide to live within my means when I have the dope, maybe I'd never have a financial mid-life crisis!

I dont know how far I'll be successful in reining in my expenses, though. The shine of a new best seller at Landmark still entices me to make one last swipe. Weekday blues almost always prompt a swipe for the weekend bash to cool my nerves. Karting still sends adrenaline rushing through my veins (although I'm no good a driver). The aromas of KFC and McD tickle my nostrils and make me pay for my overt affection for hot chicken. 

Now, thinking about these temptations, 'cost-cutting' seems a far way away. But the example the world has set before me in terms of the Great World Recession has lessons for me that I must learn. The lesson of financial independence, the lesson that the west may not be the place to go. 

In the hope that I stay true to the traditions of the society that was, which respects bank balances, not credit card bills. In the hope that I live life independent of financial troubles and messes. In the hope that I'm able to do justice to my chicken friendly taste buds while staying within the confines of my earnings, I sign off for now!



Sunday, May 31, 2009

The Human Mind

The Human mind is a complex place. The paths it takes to destinations unknown, are strange. You never know where your mind is going, the moment you let it free. Automatic threads are programmed, detours taken in a flash. In a moment of calm, you start thinking of the latest cricket match you watched - a moment later, you're thoughts are wandering back to the first time you laid your eyes on your first bicycle. Where from do these thoughts get their directions? I dont know. What makes us think the way we do? I dont know. Well, If I'd known the answers to these, I'd have become an icon by now, a person who knows the working intricacies of the human mind. But since I dont know I'm still where I am.

Newspapers in India are filled with the death of LTTE leader Prabhakaran. Each time I see the words of his death, my mind takes its own path to a different destination altogether. On one of these 'mind journeys', i see the LTTE as a extremist, terrorist outfit, fighting against the Government that feeds them. The very next journey takes a totally different turn, where the same outfit appeals to me as a group of stubborn, undeterred freedom fighters fighting tooth and nail for their lives, for their right to live lives the way they desire. Which of these destinations is the correct one?

This brings us to the moment of truth. The truth about truth. 'Truth' is a very complex word. It changes based on the side you are on. And it is when you achieve 'absolute neutrality' when you analyse a statement, that the 'actual truth' dawns on you. How many of us have achieved this 'absolute neutrality' leading to the 'actual truth'?

More later.. 

Consciousness

Years of unquestioned existence. Centuries of culture, hundreds of wars, millions of deaths, political upheavals, revolutions. And consciousness moves on.

Many a time I've pondered on the actual residence of the so called 'conscious', which drives us, makes our hearts tick, our lungs fill, our minds analyse. Till date I've neither been able to decipher the source nor the power! To that conscious. which binds humankind together, to that unknown force, I dedicate my writings, big and small!